Since my guinea pig passed a week ago somehow this is comforting
Fuckin’ Death. There’s always that one person in every relationship that takes and takes and takes and never gives anything in return.
(Source: constructionpaperandtears, via p1nk-cats)
|1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
| 2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
| 3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
| 4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
| 5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
| 6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
| 7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
| 8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
| 9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
| 10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
|by Kate Bailey
boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick
That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”
You two are my new favorite people on this site.
"You have to be odd to be number one."
"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
"Apology accepted. Trust denied."
|Me at 10 PM:||fuck man i'm so tired
|Me at 4 AM:||i must WRITE A NOVEL